Chicago White Sox fans know that it will take a miracle for the Cubs to ever win a World Series...and this miracle worker ain't selling.
"What did Jesus say to the Cubs?"
"Don't do nothin' 'til I get back!"
It hasn't quite been 2000 years since the last North Side title, but it sure must feel like it to them! Give them a hard time regarding (or maybe an excuse for) their clubs long-term hibernation with this wearable joke at their expense.
Apocalypse Cubs Jesus is available in sizes small through 3xxXL.